Dear Kiwi, lately you have been ignoring your parrot toys and opting to be very loud and obnoxious. While I understand that you are a bird and birds need to do bird like things, your morning calls are a bit out of control. Rather than trying to break the Guinness Book of World Records by being the worlds loudest parrot, why don’t you try and take out some of your excitement on your parrot toys. Your morning calls used to be very cute and tolerable. If there is something that you need please let me know. You know that I always give you what you want within reason. Hopefully you will reconsider your behavior and I will reward you handsomely for it. Your cooperation is appreciated in this matter and I am confident that you will take this to heart. P.S. Don’t forget about your other flock mates as I think they would also appreciate your cooperation. Signed Management.